ACROSS
1 Much physical mail, depressinglyBILLS
6 DummyIDIOT
7 Final animal on the ark, if Noah went by alphabetical orderZEBRA
8 “Darn it!”DRAT
9 Deodorant brandAXE
DOWN
1 Show ___ (Hollywood industry)BIZ
2 Carded outside a club, for shortIDED
3 October zodiac signLIBRA
4 Environmental Seuss character, with “the”LORAX
5 U.S. department headed by Antony BlinkenSTATE
